Double 007

i have decided to live a double life - one as a full-time writer (working from home), and the other as a part-time caregiver (at a christian centre for underprivileged children)! i won't call myself a "social worker" since s.w. types normally work for remuneration (and they do compare salaries among themselves, mind you) whereas i think i would prefer to omit myself totally from the world of cash-counting and just, for once in my life, devote myself to doing some good for nothing in return...............

hmm...maybe i'll just call myself "007", as in "agent double-oh-seven"! does that sound groovy or what?!